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Windsor, ON Saturday January 4th, 2014 at 11:45 PM

Thank you to the party of 8 people who came to Rockhead Comedy Quarry tonight. You were amazing and we love you, here is why:

-With a line up of 50+ other people to watch the show, you argued with the woman at the door that tickets should be $12 and not $15 because you THOUGHT you read that on the website. The truth is you can't fucking read. Which after spending 90 minutes with you, is not surprising. After caving and allowing you to watch a top quality comedy show with international headlining acts, you were still douchey.

-During the show, you became belligerent and stupid. No one in the entire room liked you and had you not been in the front row, you would have been escorted away. Although your 'heckling' was positive, with gems like - 'You're so funny!' and 'This is so funny!' and 'You're really good at this.' it was still idiotic and inappropriate. You wouldn't go to a play and tell the actors how well they are doing...actually, YOU probably would.

-It was nice that you brought your parents and grandparents and all three generations of you were verifiable insane. I don't blame all of you, just the parents...and..err...I guess their parents too.

-You tipped the poor bartender $8 on a $152 bill. I hope you hit black ice on the way home.

Thank you redneck group of 8. Please never come back. You're lucky that after going around to each and every table that the other patrons were completely happy with their night. Had they not of been we would have signed your emails up for beastiality porn sites or a NAMBLA subscription. Thank you to everyone else who came tonight or has come to our shows. We absolutely love bringing Windsor top quality entertainment! Love it!


Link: comedyquarry.com

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